Universe Log 6: Your Guide Was Ill
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Hey guys. I didn't post yesterday. Part of it was because I've been sick for the last few days and by the time I remembered last night that my blog was supposed to go up that day, it was too late and I was too tired to care. Things get postponed sometimes.
See, I got food poisoning from Burger King. I'm not 100% that was the case, but I'm about 79% sure, because I had Burger King for lunch on Wednesday and felt aches and a loss of appetite that night, which evolved into the next couple days involving those symptoms, as well as diarrhea, vomiting, stomach cramps, and chills. I haven't had a solid poopy since Wednesday. I know that might be TMI, but you've seen other universes; is poop talk really too much for you?
I'm feeling better, but I still stayed home from work today after clearing it up with my boss. I felt bad, but I really didn't wanna risk it with how I'm feeling and the fear that putting my body through work would upset it further, especially since a long hot shower last night made me struggle to breathe for a few minutes.
Long story short, food poisoning is not fun. I don't think I've ever had it before now, and I certainly never want to experience this again.
So because I'm such a routine person, I feel uncomfortable having missed a posting day. But I mean, come on man, my body was rebelling against me.
Anyway, I know this is turning out to be a shorter episode and I know it's weird to dedicate an episode to your body declaring war on itself, but because food poisoning made me miss my date, I felt like I should call it out.
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